So it was bed bugs. They had made a nest in my clown stuffed animal, which I had kept for sentimental reasons. It had been one of my parent's old stuffed animals, and it played music when you twisted its bright red clown nose. They fell out of it's seams when I picked it up, just like a horror movie.
Hopefully that's the only nest.
Time for MASSIVE sterilization, caulking, and purging. The intrepid bug killer is now at work.
Death to all oppressors and creepy horror film villains!
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ohhhhhh! Be thorough. Be beyond thorough. Ask somebody who's been through it. From what I have heard, from people with horrified shell-shocked faces, is that bed beg eradication requires extreme quarantine procedures combined with copious amounts of steam.
Luckily, from what I have also heard, chemicals don't really hurt em so much. At least you won't be advised to cover your house in a tent and gross-bomb it.
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